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8/23/10 - 2nd Day. Morning. Greetings y'all. Here is my post wherein I meet the Sheriff, marry my own daughters and add them to my stable of wives, abuse and re-submissify women I do not know and have never met, hate blacks and muslims and even the presodent, write my own Bible, and otherwise do evil for the sake of all the massive amounts of money and power I get from it...

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad:

for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." (Matt. 5:10-12)

Danielle and I spent over an hour on Friday with the Coleman County Sheriff after it was reported to him by some "man" (I use the term "man" very loosely) in Florida that I was a racist, polygamist, misogynistic, yiddish/amish, anti-muslim terrorist living in a polygamy cult compound. I have to report that Sheriff Wade Turner of Coleman County, Texas is a gentleman (and by that I mean an honorable, gentle, man) and a credit to his profession. I have never been so pleased and honored to spend time with a law man, and we are ever so blessed to live in a place where we can trust our law-enforcement officers to believe in and uphold the law and the constitution.

I have had every manner of lie told against me without cause, and I have had the law called on me and I have been called a terrorist and even worse, but I have never even conceived of the idea that someone would send the local sheriff a picture of me WITH MY WIFE AND THREE DAUGHTERS and report that they are my "women" (in the context of me being a polygamist!). There was also a completely unrelated picture of some other women, I think they were some from the FLDS (Mormon) cult in San Angelo (or they may just be some Amish women that this

pervert found on the net) that were reported to be my women as well.
Again, my purpose in posting this was mainly to point out how blessed we are to live in a county with honorable law-enforcement. My thanks again to Sheriff Turner and may the Lord bless him.

Ok, so here are the two letters (one written to our Sheriff, the other written to Barack Obama). You will notice that the letters contain different allegations based on what he thinks about the reader and what he thinks will work with that person. Also, this is really some of the most poorly written, uneducated, ignorant tripe you have ever read. The problem with ignorant haters, is they do not know how ignorant they are. I have left in all the spelling/grammar, etc. errors:

Sheriff Wade Turner

100 West Liveoak St.

Suite #101

Coleman, Texas

Zip # 76834

Coleman County, Texas

Dear Mr. Wade, we are the parents of XXXX and she is being made to join this cult operation of the Bunker Compound and we would just like to ask if you could keep an eye on her and make sure there isn't any Waco stuff going on there...

Of course in our estimation they are radical_Prophecy Club wont sell Bunkers books...

They have rewritten the Bible according to Bunkers Yiddish-Amish belief, they are women bashers to the highest degree...

They encourage if the women fail to meet their dress code or code of demoralized rules three times that the men have the right to remarry,,,

So if you have a daughter you will understand our concern, Thank you sincerely The Myers family from Tampa Florida...

This is a picture of the False Prophet in question...

Regrettably we have read their beliefs and mode of conduct and brutish feminine submissive tactics, If you would care to check them out they are listed online at lazarusunbound.com

Michael Bunker

1251 CR 132

Santa Anna, Texas 76878

(also enclosed was a picture of some Amish looking women that have nothing to do with me or this group. The Sheriff surmised that this was mere "guilt by association" and that this wicked "Mr. Myers" was trying to make it look like we were related in some way to the FLDS (Mormon) cult that was on in San Angelo, Texas

Ok, here is the second letter - this one is to Barack Obama. Notice there are radically different charges against me:

Attention Mr. Barak Obama

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NN

Washington, DC

Zip # 20500

Dear Mr. President,

I am concerned over a Religious Cult run by a man named:

Michael Bunker

1251 CR 132

Santa Anna, Texas

Zip # 76878 Located in Coleman County, Texas

We are the parents {65 Years Old} of XXXX

She XXXX is being made to join this cult by the religious operation of the Bunker Compound and we were wondering if their is anything you could do to help us to be able to keep Mr. XXXX & Larry Keffer (Street-Preachers) from taking her out there?

They are a hate oriented group against Black People & Muslims, forgetting how our Savior commanded us to love our neighbor and to pray for the authority's put over us.

XXXX having stated that you are not his neighbor and Mr. Bunker has some sermons out against Muslims, a couple of them being called_I AM A TERRORIST and THE GREAT AMERICAN TALIBAN SCAM_ Of course in our estimation they are a radical Religious Hierarchy. They have rewritten the Bible to suit their infamous doctrines.

For instance they advocate polygamy and remarriage if the women don't line up with their religious views.

The Prophecy Club wont sell Bunkers books. We love all peoples and are mostly concerned that they are not another Waco that hates their Country and their President. XXXX is a very Co-Dependant and on quite a bit of medication, which we heard they don't accept neither.

XXXX and Larry Keffer operate an ice cream vendor and several businesses without paying Income Taxes, plus XXXX lives in the above address being under Mortgage Foreclosure and hasn't paid payments in quite a while_2 Years-?

If you want to see what they believe against their fellowmen and their racial hatred you can find them and their sermons on Internet at lazarusunbound.com

This is a picture of Michael and his family and his women of the compound:

(Again there is enclosed a picture of some plain women who could be Amish but who have nothing to do with us at all)

Tom Myers

6522 Travis Blvd.

Tampa, Florida 33610

Note that in the first letter, he doesn't allege that my daughters are my wives - but in the letter to Obama he does.

Anyway, whatever you do, do NOT email me or post a comment in the comment section innocently asking "where did he get this stuff". He got it from the depths of his evil heart. Seriously, any man (or in this case a married couple) who would write these letters with this many out-and-out lies, is what the Bible calls PONEROS evil - which is the manifestation of the devil's evil. From the word "Poneros" we get our word "Pornography". This man is seriously deranged and he is dangerous. I have never once met his daughter and wouldn't know her if I saw her. However, I would now advise that his husband get her away from her sick parents, unless of course she is as sick as her parents, in which case he should just save himself. I have in-laws EXACTLY like this, and they are truly dangerous and will forever remain unrepentant.

Now, there are so many lies in these letters (lies that cannot be supported by any of the MILLIONS of words I have written and published) that they ought to be self-evident, but who wants to bet me that this "Christian" man never, ever, ever apologizes or repents for such outright slanders?

So what I am saying is, if you send in a comment or email me and ask me what I did to entice my rapist, I will ignore and delete your comment.

Welcome to my life. Just another day as a gentle, Christian/Agrarian Separatist. How was your day?

Your servant in Christ Jesus,

Michael Bunker

PS... I determined that the photo of the un-named women who I don't know was stolen from a Southern Maryland photo site. It is of some nice Amish young girls, who now have the unsavory and unsatisfying experience of being accused of being my wives.