8/23/10 - 2nd Day. Morning. 2nd post of the day. Greetings y'all. I was planning on writing a Fall Ranchfest 2010 article wherein I raise money for Ranchfest and invite all you nice folks out to attend (it's free!), but then, with the recent attacks that I talked about in the previous post today I came up with a brilliant idea that will allow me to double the fictional amount of money that I usually ask for and do not receive. It is brilliant. I figure, why ask for $1 and not get it when you can... get this... ask for $2 and not get it! I figured I would use the sentiment and sadness you all feel for my being brutally attacked in order to double the potential income for Ranchfest. So here goes...First, go read the baseless and spineless attacks on me that led to me spending an hour with our fine Sheriff on Friday.
Second, allow the righteous indignation and holy anger to build in you, to the point that you want to show these lying yahoos exactly what their attacks engender.
Third, Sit down and write a letter to the jerk who reported me to Obama, and tell him that: a) you are grateful to him for linking to LazarusUnbound.com where you found multitudes of good and solid Biblical teaching to benefit you and your family... all for free, and all a great blessing to you by the Grace of God, and b) tell him how much you are now going to donate to Ranchfest in order to help build a model Biblical homestead and community that can be used perpetually to teach visitors and readers the tenets of Biblical Agrarianism. Do not be a jerk to the guy and do not attack him. Just let him know that he is responsible for helping you find the truth, and that you are going to support the preaching and teaching of that truth thanks to him. Then, Bless him exorbitantly and tell him you are going to pray for his conversion.
Then, and here is the good part, send your overwhelmingly generous donation for our Ranchfest building projects!
Ok, in my private letter to my private email list, I at first stated that my pie-in-the sky dream was to raise $10,000 for Ranchfest. After this baseless attack and my time with the Sheriff, I thought, "Why not DOUBLE it?" That'd teach the world a lesson, wouldn't it? And I'm the one putting up with all the grief. So I doubled it in my mind, and immediately I felt better. So here is my new $20,000 fundraising thermometer:
I will continue to update it over the next month. We have a long way to go, and only about 3o days to get there.
Send your donations to:
M. Bunker
1251 CR 132
Santa Anna, Texas 76878
Please do not send your donations to the hater who reported me to the Presodent. Thanks for that.
Your servant in Christ Jesus,
Michael Bunker
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