Here are my top 5...
5. It's a cardinal/president sandwich!
4. Hey Cardinal, you're the only one of the three of us born in the U.S.A.!
3. Rock, Paper, Scissors for the Altar Boy.
2. Really Barry, let him lay hands on you. It's spiritual.
1. Hey, my cup of iniquity isn't full!
Michael Bunker
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What a fun idea! You're way too funny, I doubt that I could top you! I'll have to think about it...priceless picture :-)
"Three guys were at a bar...a marxist, an aisle crosser, and a priest..."
McCain to Obama "can we speak openly in front of him?"
Obama to McCain "Duh, as the obamessiah, I absolved him!"
No, no don't worry about the priest, I have all the evangelicals behind me because of Deborah, oops I mean Sarah! The public is sooo blinded by pseudo Christianity!!
What did one penguin say to the other penguin?
The Pope: "Stop talking McCain, I want to save the guy that's friends with the terrorist."
"Was it the flagon with the dragon that has the poison, or was it the vessel with the pessel, or is the brew that is true in the pess..., or... Damn!"
(You'd have to have seen the Court Jester to get that one...)
Or
"I ordered it on the rocks. ON-THE-ROCKS!"
or
"Unless I can get McCain some breath mints, this is going to be a long dinner."
or
"Now Barry, don't tell anyone this, but..."
OK Here goes.
"The pope,a black guy and a Jew go into a bar..."
Hmm... If I could just turn this water into wine, I could be king.
A white guy, a black guy, and a Cardinal walk into a bar.......
I didn't realize the 'bar' thing had already been done. Sorry for the redundancy.
A Muslim a Catholic and adulterer walk into a bar...
psssst mccain, when this guy passes out I'M getting his keys.
"now look obi wan hussainobee put your hands above the table" bwaaah haaaah haaa "seriously B, we need to see'em"
I get to sit at his right hand in Hell..
NO you don't! I get to sit at his right hand in Hell.
Okay so it's settled
we start a boy band.
we gotta have cool street names.
You be O-Bams
the guy in the cape can be
Pope-diddy
...and I'll be P.O. Dubya
"hand check"
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